iphone? ifone? ibarbie? Will A Name Make A Stock Soar?

As you all know Apple and Cisco have extended negotiations on the whole “iphone” shenanigans. Does it really even matter what Apple calls It? Do you really think for one minute that someone will NOT buy this phone because of the name? I guess if you called it the ipoop then maybe, but for the most part, it really does not matter. If the phone works well for the mass majority it will fly off the shelf. Apple and Cisco are like two spoiled girls playing with Barbie Dolls. You know the old scenario, Apple shows up at Cisco’s house one day and says “ Hey Cisco check out this awesome new Doll I created. I took Malibu Barbie’s legs, 1998 Graduate Barbie’s head and Stripper Barbie’s body to make the hottest Barbie ever. I think I will call her ibarbie! No flippin way, Cisco screams! That’s when Cisco goes into a panic attack and starts screaming, “you can’t call that piece of crap ibarbie. I already am using that name for my bionic Barbie I made with my erector set. That’s when Apple storms out and says “Sorry I have already embroidered her sweater with the name. Then all of the sudden Cisco runs down Apple and punches her in the back of the neck. Eventually, after a long bout of screaming and hair pulling, Cisco says, “I tell you what I will let you have your stupid name as long as she comes over every day and lays around in my Malibu Beach House and plays with all my other Barbie Dolls and said accessories. That’s when Apple flies off the handle and say’s “yeah right! Why would I bring my beautiful Barbie over to your stupid house and let you tell me what to do, SKIP YOU”! So that’s when Cisco says, “fine, you can not use the name. Then Apple say’s “Suck it! I will use whatever name I want, and your Dad’s a drunk. That’s when another fistfight breaks out. Eventually the kids Mothers come in and have to sort the whole thing out. All I can say is this phone better be great and not have hinges breaking like my Powerbook! I think when all is said and done Apple will bank off this phone no matter what they call it and the stock will skyrocket, weather they go with iphone, ifone or ibarbie. I think you will see Apple in the mid 100s next year. That’s just my opinion